عنوان الموضوع : jokes - anglais
كاتب الموضوع : salima
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Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student : Please teacher,I don't think I want to study history. Teacher : Why?

Student : There is no future in it.



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Teacher : Ted,if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted : $10.

Teacher : You don't know maths.

Ted : You don't know my father


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Mother : David, come here.

David : Yes, mum?

Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.

David :But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother : I know that.But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.



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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son : On Monday,teacher said 3+5=8

Father : So?

Son : On Tuesday,she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday,she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind,how do I know the right answer?



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Old lady : Doctor,I've got a pain in my left leg.

Doctor (after examining her) : It's caused by old age.

Old lady : Nonsense. My right leg is all right and it's as old as the left leg.



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